Most of the time, calls to Cornhusker Tech are straightforward... there's a problem with a computer, it needs fixing, and an appointment is made for drop-off or on-site service.  Or it's for a website hosting package and the website details are taken down and the order is submitted for processing. Sometimes, though, the calls aren't always quite so straightforward.  For example... no, I don't provide dial-up Internet access (someone once insisted I did -- as if I didn't know my own services).  No, if you just started up, have a simple web site with very little information, and are trying to compete with thousands of others in the same field, I probably can't make you "number one on the Google" overnight.  And no, I don't offer a free last rites service.

Maybe you've had to deal with similar calls in your respective industries. With that in mind, for a bit of comic relief, I give you:

http://notalwaysright.com

(Note: I don't have any stake in, nor have I contributed to, the linked site. It does, however, provide me with some comic relief on tough days, and hopefully it will provide you with the same.)